Friday, June 26, 2009

Third Post Today. Holy Shitballs, G-d Help Me Knit This


I am letting my knit bug get the best of me.

Dear Ginny:

Fuck you.
You are doing exactly what you said you wouldn't do. You are putting the Clapotis down and going for a new project. Fuck you.

But holy shnieky-mc-schniekerson. Look at THIS and THIS and THIS. Will you try another sock pattern? Will you do your first piece of lace?

Oh---but what about the kippa you promised Yossi? Or your cardigan from Mother-Daughter Knits?????

Crap---I am supposed to be working right now.